[some selected complaints]
Continuing to confuse novelty for improvement (see: AOL 6.0-infinity) and worshiping on some twisted altar of fragmentation, Zuckerberg and his goons continue to ruin what they lucked into by creating four separate panes for each profile. Some four-year old should come along and tell them that any mouse that ships without a scroll wheel ships broken. And any newborn should tell them the internet is about aggregating information, not splintering it to pieces.
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To find [updates] on the new version of thefacebook (and, dishearteningly, new.thefacebook.com generates a page load error, you have two choices: rabidly follow your newsfeed or browse through a litany of pages.
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To view someone’s entire profile, visitors must now suffer at least four times as many pleading endorsements of crassly lackluster t-shirt slogans.
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Thefacebook has chosen to do away with the static content that originally typified it. It no longer asks, “What are you like?” but “What are you doing?”
